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I'm Lizzy & I've started using Tumblr again because my brain is full of pictures and words and doesn't ever shut up.
Aug 11
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amandapalmer:

he’s here now. I missed him.

fave couple.

amandapalmer:

he’s here now. I missed him.

fave couple.

Jul 26
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beast-of-joy:

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

(via sledgehannah)

Jul 20
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heyyouyesyou:

Demetri Martin has a new book out.This is a page from that book.It is important. 

heyyouyesyou:

Demetri Martin has a new book out.
This is a page from that book.
It is important. 

Jul 13
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"Jeremy, I am totally and completely over Sophie."

worththemonsters:

“Oh, sure, and I suppose that’s the reason why you wrote her name on every single egg under the Word Bird.”

(Source: itsachip-n-dip, via fuckyeahpeepshow)

Jun 29
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neil-gaiman:

Beautiful typography of my new year’s wish….
Made by Idea-Obscura.

neil-gaiman:

Beautiful typography of my new year’s wish….

Made by Idea-Obscura.

(via totheshiremrfrodo)

Jun 28
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aintnojigga:

Beyonce was in stan mode last night during Jay-Z’s Hackney Weekend set.

Jun 24
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peoplewho:

Chapter 1: HOW TO BE A BETTER BLOGGER
Oh hello there, I’m The PEOPLE WHO’s wireless G, and it must be almost annually that I am recognized in public by an adoring “fan.” Usually I am able to fend them off without losing many teeth, but on those occasions that prove non-violent I am invariably asked the same question: how do I get to Pike and Broadway from here? And my response never wavers: YES, I will tell you how to be a better blogger in seven easy steps! 
The result, often, is a gratitude so profound, some mistake it for confusion followed by anger. But as a Professional Blogger who is somehow managing to have a wood-pulp version of his work self-published, I feel I have a responsibility to pass along my hard-earned wisdom. Press on, and with a little time and patience, you may garner (a small fraction of) the success I have enjoyed!
Write about subjects you have never even heard of before: no one likes a know it all.
Avoid gimmicks like “animated GIFs,” “color images” and “coherent prose.” Your audience deserves a little more respect than that.
Refer to celebrities by their first names only: people may think you’ve slept with them. And hey, who’s to say you haven’t, if you get my drift.
Be sure to suck on a lime wedge every few months: great blogging is scurvy-free blogging.
If you do decide to include Photographic Plates in your blog, be sure they are of yourself making a kissy-face toward the camera: this will never go out of style.
Some will tell you finding the best “web hosting solution” is important for any blog: malarkey! Try hand-writing your blog on a yellow legal pad, and inviting “followers” over to flip through it over a mug of delicious yoo-hoo: you may discover the RSS feed of Friendship.
Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, I always say! Be sure to occasionally abandon your blog for months or years at a time: this will keep them guessing.
Bonus Tip: Got any old nudie pics of your ex stashed away? Nothing brings in the page-views like a plump pair of buttocks.

peoplewho:

Chapter 1: HOW TO BE A BETTER BLOGGER

Oh hello there, I’m The PEOPLE WHO’s wireless G, and it must be almost annually that I am recognized in public by an adoring “fan.” Usually I am able to fend them off without losing many teeth, but on those occasions that prove non-violent I am invariably asked the same question: how do I get to Pike and Broadway from here? And my response never wavers: YES, I will tell you how to be a better blogger in seven easy steps! 

The result, often, is a gratitude so profound, some mistake it for confusion followed by anger. But as a Professional Blogger who is somehow managing to have a wood-pulp version of his work self-published, I feel I have a responsibility to pass along my hard-earned wisdom. Press on, and with a little time and patience, you may garner (a small fraction of) the success I have enjoyed!

  1. Write about subjects you have never even heard of before: no one likes a know it all.
  2. Avoid gimmicks like “animated GIFs,” “color images” and “coherent prose.” Your audience deserves a little more respect than that.
  3. Refer to celebrities by their first names only: people may think you’ve slept with them. And hey, who’s to say you haven’t, if you get my drift.
  4. Be sure to suck on a lime wedge every few months: great blogging is scurvy-free blogging.
  5. If you do decide to include Photographic Plates in your blog, be sure they are of yourself making a kissy-face toward the camera: this will never go out of style.
  6. Some will tell you finding the best “web hosting solution” is important for any blog: malarkey! Try hand-writing your blog on a yellow legal pad, and inviting “followers” over to flip through it over a mug of delicious yoo-hoo: you may discover the RSS feed of Friendship.
  7. Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, I always say! Be sure to occasionally abandon your blog for months or years at a time: this will keep them guessing.

Bonus Tip: Got any old nudie pics of your ex stashed away? Nothing brings in the page-views like a plump pair of buttocks.